After Jaipur (https://fivemilesout.home.blog/2020/08/31/its-time-to-burn/ ) our next stop in India was Ranthambore to see wildlife, especially tigers. I was not really quite aware of how remote where we were staying would be until we were en-route. We stopped at a small shop on the way, but everything was at least a year beyond its best before date (I know this can be fine, but all of the food I tasted from there was definitely past its best).
There are some nice hotels in Ranthambore, but we were staying in the jungle at a kind of village of chalets around a central complex.

The chalets were in groups of four. Some close to the central area, some up to half a mile away. They put the few men on the trip in the ones closest to the centre and the oldest women in the ones furthest away…. On the first night I walked a group back to their chalets. It was not much fun in a pitch-black jungle with just a phone light.
We had to be careful using electronic devices. The power was so low that recharging phones went up only 2 or 3% per hour, as well as there being frequent power cuts (unsurprising as the power lines were tied together in places). Luckily, I had a portable charger with me. There was a cavalier attitude to electricity. When the air conditioning broke down I asked for it to be fixed and watched as I hoped to see if I could fix problems in the future. The man stuck a screwdriver into the electrics in multiple places. I may lack common sense but that was not for me.
My chalet had a huge lizard in it. When I asked if it could be removed, I was told that I was lucky as it would eat any insects. It was disconcerting to hear it running about at night. That was the lesser of the problems at night though as when I opened my bed up to get in it was full of insects.

(My chalet)
The Tiger drives were in the national park with the group crammed into a couple of open top trucks. The park was beautiful and we saw some wildlife. I am sure that the whole tiger thing is fake though. There were theatrical moments of rangers leaping out and looking at footprints or faeces, striking poses. We were pretty sure the tigers were electronically tagged so that they could be found.

(Entrance with our less than stellar tour guide talking about sunglasses, rather than anything about the tour)
This was the closest we got to a tiger on the first trip.

There is a zoom on this – we were not that close to the crocodile.

The monkeys were an ongoing problem. They stayed in the trees throwing faeces at us whenever we came out.

The trips around the Park in the vans were severely uncomfortable so I opted out on day 2. This was the only place we stayed in that was not five star and the food was much less than stellar. It was also the place that over a third of the party got ill.
I was one of the first to go down. As we were travelling by train to Agra our bags had to go on ahead. I made the mistake of sending my medication on and then getting ill. Luckily our tour guide had some Indian stomach remedies – including an antibiotic, a morphine painkiller and something to stop diarrhoea. These could be bought over the counter and were very effective.
Future tours did not stay at this jungle paradise but opted for the hotels. I think this mass outbreak of illness caused it. I barely ate anything for four days and I lost a stone on the trip. This was the worst part of the tour and severely affected my enjoyment of what was to come because of illness.

(Ranthambore station).
Van Morrison was one of the earliest rock musicians to come out of Ireland – first as part of Them and then solo. Talented guy but he is an anti-masker and a bit of a prat. After his set has finished he goes off stage and towels down his testicles. During the encore he throws the towel to the audience. And he is an anti-vaxxer. Tosser.
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